Demetri Martin Jokes
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Demetri Martin: Keep a Lighter Handy
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I keep a lighter in
my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker; I just really like certain songs.
Demetri Martin - Magical Place
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,385
Demetri Martin - Dude
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 36,850
Demetri Martin - Stuttering
There's a reason there are no B batteries.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 32,011
Demetri Martin - Porcupines
Porcupines are also skewers.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (791), music (727)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 10,003
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 16,223
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 11,619
Demetri Martin - Art
You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (791), religion (776)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 9,029
Demetri Martin - Harmonica
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 57,860
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 22,760
Demetri Martin - Fifth Person
Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Premium Blend (750), books (748)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 43,512
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