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Morgan Murphy: Discovering Irony
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I knew that I wanted
to do comedy when I discovered irony. For those of you who don't know, I actually discovered irony when I was seven, which is when my mom started beating me with my own trophies.
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,608
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (641), money (470)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 712
Charlie Murphy - The 300
If you want to see Charlie Murphy bitch out, challenge him to a butt naked sword fight.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (3), men/women (919), movies (221)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 988
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 2,161
Jasper Redd - Road Rage
Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.
Tags: Jasper Redd (8), Premium Blend (749), kids (641)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 1,859
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), kids (641), health (540)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 4,745
Morgan Murphy - Bad Neighborhood
Morgan Murphy lives in a bad neighborhood.
Tags: Morgan Murphy (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 1,274
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 663
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,806
Shang Forbes - Family
Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), imitations (787), growing up (423)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 451
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