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You know what's pretty cool?
When you put on a jacket that you haven't worn in a long time, and you find a $20 bill in the pocket that you didn't know was gonna be there; then, you buy yourself some weed to celebrate. That happened to me tonight when I borrowed my friend's jacket.
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Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.
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Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 185
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,256
Deon Cole - Cook County Jail
Prisoners have a different way of looking at the story of Moses.
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Views: 1,665
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 8,057
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
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Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,301
David Feldman - Money Problems
America shouldn't pay itself back.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 151
John McDowell - Physical
John's chin is a kickstand of love.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 104
Avi Liberman - Creative Write-Offs
Avi Liberman has money problems.
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Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 167
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
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Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 16,039
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,290
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