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Did you ever walk by the people in first class? Don't they have an attitude? 'Sorry, I didn't mean to look at you. I'm just a piece of sh*t heading into the poor area.'
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Posted: 10/14/01

Todd Glass - George Carlin Impression

Todd Glass does an impression of George Carlin lost in a warehouse.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 1,053

Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving

Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.

Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), money (865), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 141

Barry Sobel - Expensive Airport Food

It's a million dollars to eat food at an airport.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 329

Johnny Dark - Getting Old

Johnny has all the signs of getting old.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 402

Kathleen Madigan - China

China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,204

Jordan Rubin - Discount Flights

Finally, a great website for buying discount airline tickets you'll never receive.

Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 0

Tony Stone - Brave Pilots

Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.

Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755

Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels

If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,880

Sheryl Underwood - Stocks and Flying

Sheryl tries to get black folks to buy stocks and airplane tickets.

Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 1,282

Ron Lynch - Flying Around the Planet

Flying around the planet can mess you up.

Tags: Ron Lynch (3), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 450

 
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