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I'll always be thirsty.

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These aren't the Medicis!

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There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.

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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,208

Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.

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Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,555

Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.

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Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,981

John studies the drag queens in his neighborhood.

Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 27,128

Donald Trump is not just a rich man.

Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 156,949

It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.

Tags: Mark Gross (2), sex (1283), money (865)

Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,925

I always give change to the homeless.

Tags: TJ Miller (8), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,403

The adult equivalent of dorky clothes is getting your credit card declined.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,272