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RodMan: Your Mama and Your Daddy
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I used to ask her, 'Mama, where my daddy at?' Black moms, you know, they strong, so she'd be like, 'I'm your mama and your daddy.' Now you confused. You'd be like, you can't be both of them. So I'd go to her and ask her from money. I'd be like, 'Mama you got a dollar?' She'd be like, 'Boy I ain't got no money.' You'd be like, 'What about daddy, then?'
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