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Margaret Smith: Debt Calls
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Do you ever get in
debt? Do you know they call you? One guy called me every day last week. Finally I said, 'Look, every month I put everyone I owe into a hat. I pick three names; I pay those people. If you call me one more time, I'm taking you out of the hat.'
Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 792
Margaret Smith - Sending Off the Parents
Margaret drops off her parents at the airport -- a little early.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), money (865), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 450
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,182
Margaret Smith - Shopping
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), fashion (230)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,412
Margaret Smith - Little Guys
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 732
Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908
Margaret Smith - Strip Club
A strip bar just opened in Margaret's neighborhood.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 596
Margaret Smith - Working Out
Some guys work out too much.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 664
Margaret Smith - Year of the Woman
Women aren't going to get another year.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 233
Margaret Smith - Therapy
Is it normal for a therapist to run a balloon business on the side?
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (976), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 543
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