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Louis C.K.: $5 in the Bank
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I don't know if you've ever had only five dollars in the bank, but guess what -- you can't get it out. You can't. You can visit your five dollars, you can call it on the phone, but you can't get it out.
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Posted: 09/02/01

Louis C.K. - Banks

Louis C.K expresses his anger with his bank.

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