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John Caparulo: Peddling at the ATM
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I went to an ATM today. Why would a homeless guy peddle for cash at the ATM? We're at the ATM 'cause we don't have any cash, and you're not getting a $20, bitch.
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Posted: 02/03/05

John Caparulo - Would You Do That?

Guys talk about weird stuff.

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John Caparulo - Getting Bit by a Swan

At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.

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John Caparulo - Yard Sale

People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.

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John Caparulo - Pepper Spray

John would be dangerous with pepper spray.

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John Caparulo - Canada

Canada is one big North Dakota.

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John hates airport bathrooms.

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John fights monsters of the 'burbs.

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John wants everyone to put it in "D."

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John Caparulo - Behind the Porn Scenes

John always watches his porn on mute.

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