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This one homeless guy came
up to me the other day, and he was asking me for money. I was about to give it to him, and then I thought, 'He's just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol.' And then I thought, 'That's what I'm gonna use it on. Who am I to judge the guy, really?'
Greg Giraldo - Awkward Encounter
Sometimes Greg Giraldo's encounters with the homeless can get awkward.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 3,259
Tom Sharpe - Pot of Gold
Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.
Tags: Tom Sharpe (2), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 185
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 496
Gene Pompa - Gender Differences
You can avoid buying women drinks by acting slow.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 502
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,326
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,521
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,721
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Chris Porter - Controlled Substances
It isn't easy to drink without smoking cigarettes.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), drugs (639), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 6,277
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