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David Feldman: Between Me and My Maker
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Usually this is between me and my maker, but I'll share it with you -- 28% of what I'm earning tonight, I am giving to the United States government.
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Posted: 06/19/03

David Feldman - Giving Back

David Feldman does the Lord's work.

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Posted: 06/19/03
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David Feldman - Money Problems

America shouldn't pay itself back.

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David Feldman - Homelessness

People spend more on their pets than they do on the homeless.

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David Feldman - Women's Suffrage

David Feldman believes women should be allowed to vote.

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Posted: 06/19/03
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David Feldman - Golden Years

David Feldman welcomes his golden years.

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David Feldman - Legalize Narcotics

David Feldman wants to legalize all narcotics.

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Posted: 06/19/03
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David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better

We have to treat our teachers better.

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Posted: 06/19/03
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David Feldman - Sex Education

Sex education begins at home.

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Posted: 06/19/03
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David Feldman - Sexual Harassment

What constitutes sexual harassment?

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Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 381

David Feldman - Sexism

If women ran the world, there'd be no wars.

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Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 410

 
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