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You spend like a $100
grand in tuition, and you think you're done with them. Then for the rest of your life, they're calling up asking for money. No one else does that. If I see a movie, I don't get a call from the theater, like, 'We're buying a new projector, can you kick in a few bucks? We're calling all the "Spiderman II" alumni.'
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,616
Kevin Bozeman - Student Loans
Kevin got ripped off in college.
Tags: Kevin Bozeman (2), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 704
Tom Parks - Education
Tom wasn't a very good student.
Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (865), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 332
Pete Correale - Fighting
Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 1,685
Prescott Tolk - Sex Instructional Videotape
Prescott Tolk tries to better himself.
Tags: Prescott Tolk (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 996
Tom Parks - Spanish
Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.
Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (865), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 391
Joe DeRosa - Inventing a Major
Memo to college students: drop out, immediately.
Tags: Joe DeRosa (14), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,509
Dan Naturman - Computer Skills
In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 891
James Stephens III - Shamon
Michael Jackson is just making up his own words now.
Tags: James Stephens III (6), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 502
Mike Britt - Smarter
Your ego can get you in trouble.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 1,733
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