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Chuck Sklar: Lottery Ticket Names
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Doesn't the lottery have pretty unrealistic names for those tickets: Mass Millions, Fast Cash, The Winner's Circle? How about a more real name for a ticket, like Fat Chance or Lose Your Insulin Money? Play and Lose Today? 'Try our new game, Tax the Poor!'
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Posted: 05/26/93

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The lottery has unrealistic names for its tickets.

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