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Mo Mandel Jokes
Mo Mandel: Bought But Never Used
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Our high school coach got caught with meth at a game. And he told the school that he had bought it, but never used it. I've never bought drugs and not used them. Right? They're not condoms.
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Posted: 04/02/10

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There are some mean nuns at Catholic school.

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Laura's students used to tease her.

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