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Mitch Hedberg: Stage Diving
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You know when you go to concerts... and people get up on stage and jump into the crowd, stage-diving? People think that's dangerous, but not me, because humans are made out of 95% water. So, the audience is five percent away from a pool.
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Posted: 01/04/99

Mitch Hedberg - Flossing

It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.

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Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,567

Mitch Hedberg - Being a Comedian in Hollywood

Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"

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Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 6,924

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,552

Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,532

Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show

Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.

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Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 65,780

Mitch Hedberg - Fan Mail

Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.

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Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 5,913

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

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Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,832

Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet

Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.

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Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 24,533

Todd Barry - The Real World

Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.

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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 453

 
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