Mitch Hedberg Jokes
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Mitch Hedberg: Rotisserie Chicken
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I think a rotisserie is
like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It's a strange piece of machinery. We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it and then rotate it. And I'll be damned if I'm not hungry because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water. I like dizzy chicken.
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 3,849
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
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Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,818
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
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Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 44,290
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 13,756
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,438
Mitch Hedberg - Instant Oatmeal
Making instant oatmeal feels unproductive.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 11,646
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,783
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
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Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 6,916
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,552
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 15,808
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