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When I was on acid, I'd see things like beams of light and I'd hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.
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Posted: 01/04/99

Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls

When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)

Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,921

Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid

Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,800

Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog

It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.

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Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 6,932

Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,849

Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines

JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367

Kenny Rogerson - Accident

The state police love magic.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,640

Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show

Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Indecision (1359), Dave Attell (61)

Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 65,783

Mitch Hedberg - Fan Mail

Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (258), smoking (126)

Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 5,913

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

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Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,833

Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet

Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (258), smoking (126)

Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 24,535

 
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