Mitch Hedberg Jokes
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I think Pizza Hut is
the cockiest pizza chain on the planet because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place: Mitch's Pizzeria -- this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza.'
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
Tags: food (580), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 16,702
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (580)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 58,932
Mitch Hedberg - Instant Oatmeal
Making instant oatmeal feels unproductive.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Premium Blend (749), food (580)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 16,115
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2026), family (597)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 22,622
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (580), animals (458)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 9,283
Mitch Hedberg - Inspirational Yogurt
Mitch Hedberg is inspired by his yogurt.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Premium Blend (749), food (580)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 17,223
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (580)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 21,304
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (580)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 26,551
Mitch Hedberg - Fan Mail
Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (191), smoking (79)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 8,227
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (458), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 6,191
