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People are selfish.
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Making instant oatmeal feels unproductive.
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Mitch Hedberg is inspired by his yogurt.
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
