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Mitch Hedberg: Baked Potato
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It takes forever to cook
a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes, I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one. By the time it's done, who knows?
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 48,450
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (550), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 15,858
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,463
Mitch Hedberg - Instant Oatmeal
Making instant oatmeal feels unproductive.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 12,964
Mitch Hedberg - Inspirational Yogurt
Mitch Hedberg is inspired by his yogurt.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 13,511
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 5,190
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,294
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 19,987
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Dave Attell (36),
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 66,445
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (439),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 4,338
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