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Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,567
Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,839
Johnny Dark - Leprosy
Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.
Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (976), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 194
Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,779
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 476
Allan Wells - Getting a Physical
Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.
Tags: Allan Wells (1), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 320
Megan Mooney - Drinking for Two
Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,315
Chelsea Handler - Happy Couples
Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 4,329
Kevin Shea - Gingivitis
Kevin Shea is scared of what doctors will tell him.
Tags: Kevin Shea (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 337
Steve Shaffer - New Year's Eve
It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 331
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