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Mitch Fatel: My Girlfriend's Vibrator
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I found my girlfriend's vibrator. Oh my God -- it was the size of my arm. I was like, 'What are you doing when I'm not here?' She goes, 'Don't worry, I think about you when I use it.' I was like, 'What am I doing -- working the crane that lowers you onto it?'
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Posted: 04/05/07

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