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It's always better when a
girl breaks up with a guy because then it's over in five minutes. Because then, the guy just says his peace, which is, 'You suck,' and that's it -- it's over. But when a guy breaks up with a girl, you need an entire afternoon for it because there's going to be questioning and witnesses and forms to fill out. You're girlfriend turns into a lawyer. She's like: 'Is it not true that you said we would be together forever?' 'I don't recall saying that.'
Mitch Fatel - Breakup Court
It's a lot easier when women breakup with men than the other way around.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 11,979
Mitch Fatel - Women Are Soft
Girls should have sex with Mitch Fatel.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 6,017
Mitch Fatel - Wrong Number
Mitch Fatel found a way to avoid taking responsibility for possibly getting a woman pregnant.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 13,388
Mitch Fatel - Vibrator Crane
Finding your girlfriend's vibrator can be very intimidating.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 13,601
Mitch Fatel - The Mitch Fatel Questionnaire
Mitch Fatel knows what a woman wants.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 14,850
Mitch Fatel - Infamous
Being on TV has not helped Mitch Fatel have success with women.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 28,964
Mitch Fatel - Panty Power
Without a woman, underwear isn't that exciting.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 12,903
Mitch Fatel - Dr. Fatel
If he wasn't a comedian, Mitch Fatel would be a doctor.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 9,831
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,835
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,170
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