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Milt Abel: Delivery Room Confusion
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The baby came out, and they said, 'What is it, Dad?' And I had no idea. I've seen women before; it looked nothing like this. They're swollen in certain places. I said, 'I don't know what it is. It's ours. We'll love it. We'll keep it. Don't put it back.'
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Posted: 05/17/93

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