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The baby came out, and
they said, 'What is it, Dad?' And I had no idea. I've seen women before; it looked nothing like this. They're swollen in certain places. I said, 'I don't know what it is. It's ours. We'll love it. We'll keep it. Don't put it back.'
Milt Abel - Baby Names
Milt didn't want to know the sex of his baby.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,745
Milt Abel - Barbequed Ribs
Eating ribs is a great way to get rid of aggression.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 2,771
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,904
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,152
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,018
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
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Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 269,758
Pete Dominick - Parenting
Pete is an obnoxious father.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,967
Craig Anton - Kids
Craig's twins are freaks.
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Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 1,005
Jim Breuer - Children's Job
Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.
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Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 15,822
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 663
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