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I was reading this article that said you have to be more diligent, keep an eye out for suspicious people. Yeah, that might work in Minnesota, but I live in New York. What's suspicious in New York? Have you ever seen anything suspicious in New York? Have you ever been walking down the street in New York and seen something and went, 'That was weird.' Never... I saw a dude on a subway platform arguing with a hot dog. Is that suspicious?
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Posted: 07/27/06

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