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If you see a terrorist on a train about to blow themselves up, you have to go up to them and say, 'Hey! Stop it.'
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Posted: 07/27/06

Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior

Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), New York City (593), terrorism (431)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,541

Lewis Black - Homeland Security

Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

Tags: Lewis Black (318), terrorism (431),

Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)

Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 600

Mike Yard - Arguing Strategies

Mike Yard breaks down the different arguing strategies for men and women.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (987), dating (649)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 2,249

Mike Yard - Shallow Friendships

Mike Yard envies the deep friendships women have with each other.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (987), observational (326)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,797

Lewis Black - Surviving

People deal with trauma differently.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,901

Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American

Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.

Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)

Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 399

Bill Burr - Rednecks

Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,018

Dwayne Kennedy - Cowards

Osama bin Laden's full of sh*t.

Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)

Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 280

Lizz Winstead - Terrorist Attacks

Lizz Winstead refuses to fear terrorist attacks.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1070)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 644

 
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