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Mike Yard: Calling on Your Friends
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There's not a guy in here that could call his boy up at three o'clock in the morning. Hell, you can't call your boy up at three in the afternoon because right then and there... he'll be laughing his ass off. And if anybody's around, he'll be like, 'Yo, dawg, you gotta hear this. I'm gonna put it on speaker. Mike is crying!'
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Posted: 07/27/06

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