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Everyone puts music now on
their outgoing answering machine. Can we knock that off? You know they spent five hours going through their album collection to find the one song that most represents what they're all about. Like you're going to call up and go, 'Wow, Joel's into fusion jazz. Maybe I will go out with him?'
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 440
Margaret Cho - Jobs
Margaret used to work at an S&M store.
Tags: Margaret Cho (5), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,631
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 356
Dana Gould - Tapes
Dana prefers tapes.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 114
Mike Birbiglia - Rap
Why are rappers so mad about the date?
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 11,656
Bo Burnham - High School Party
Bo likes soda. Where's the soda?
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Posted: 03/13/09
Views: 38,064
Kyle Dunnigan - Hold On
Kyle performs a song for a special girl who moved to Europe.
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Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 6,237
Mike Sweeney - New Kids
Keith Richards is not attractive to a 10-year-old.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 234
Baron Vaughn - Portable CD Player
What year is this? Do you churn butter with a CD player?
Tags: Baron Vaughn (11), money (865), animals (791)
Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 1,516
Jay Mohr - Cell Phone Rings
Do yourself a favor and set your cell phone ring to something like "ring."
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), imitations (772), music (727)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 2,557
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