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Ozzy Osbourne is being sued
for $3 million because, apparently, this boy's parents believe their boy was killed due to a song by Ozzy Osbourne, called 'Suicide Solution.' You have to admit -- off the top -- it doesn't look good for Ozzy. I'm sure his agent is going, 'Well, why don't you just call it, "Kill Yourself So Your Parents Can Sue Us"?'
Mike MacDonald - Suicide Music
There's no way The Beatles could ever make Mike kill himself.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 695
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 632
Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,248
Wanda Sykes - Elvis Party
Wanda Sykes was too busy making fun of her neighbor's Elvis party to go to it.
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 711
Christopher Titus - Fatherly Advice
Christopher's father always told him to "step up or step aside."
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 2,468
Steve Marmel - The Music Industry
Hanson wrote the song, "Where's the Love?" The answer is in their hands.
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Posted: 07/03/98
Views: 242
Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar
Cakes are the only food we write on.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 11,619
Victoria Jackson - Nice Ukulele
You can't find talent in a guitar store.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Josh Sneed - Bob the Builder
Bob the Builder has no powers; he just builds stuff.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 2,206
Torian Hughes - Cop Killer
People who are crazy enough to kill cops don't need a song to encourage them go do it.
Tags: Torian Hughes (3), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 340
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