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Mike MacDonald: Rock Star Influence
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The idea of a rock star making your child kill themselves is so ludicrous. I've enjoyed rock 'n' roll since I was a kid. When I was a kid, I worshiped The Beatles. I thought the Beatles were gods, but if they were to come up to me, personally, and said, 'You know, Paulie, George, Ringo and I were thinking you should kill yourself.' It's like, 'Yeah, I think there's a new Stones album out right now.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

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