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Real men want to be
good in bed. They want to satisfy their partners. My satisfaction derives from my wife's satisfied look on her face in bed. I think every real man's fantasy is to have the paramedics come after sex: 'Clear! What did you do to her, buddy? Clear! That's the third time this week. We're not coming back.'
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 836
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 7,118
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 11,195
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,386
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,349
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (16), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,845
Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,741
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,725
Marc Maron - Getting Engaged
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Tags: Marc Maron (32), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,288
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