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Either you're funny, or you're
not. If Christ came back to Earth and wanted to be a stand-up comedian, and he wasn't funny -- within the first three minutes, people would start going, 'Don't quit your carpenter job.'
Mike MacDonald - Comedy Is Work
Stand-up comedy is honest.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), The A-List (486), work/office (459)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,542
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,491
Mike MacDonald - Suicide Music
There's no way The Beatles could ever make Mike kill himself.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), The A-List (486), music (485)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,690
Maria Bamford - Gotta Believe in Something
Believing in God feels something like being a terrified third-world shanty town at night.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), parents (591), work/office (459)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 20,801
Todd Barry - Kmart in New York
New York City has changed.
Tags: Todd Barry (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 4,516
Daniel Tosh - Trading Spaces
Daniel Tosh would never want to be on "Trading Spaces."
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 84,025
Maria Bamford - Cults
Being in a cult is great -- the spaceship is coming.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 17,803
Andy Kindler - Strange Business
Andy Kindler used to have a PR person to get his career going.
Tags: Andy Kindler (24), men/women (1155), work/office (459)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,240
Harland Williams - Church
Those priests sure do love to talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), music (485), TV (469)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 4,983
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), religion (404), death (314)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 11,644
