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Either you're funny, or you're not. If Christ came back to Earth and wanted to be a stand-up comedian, and he wasn't funny -- within the first three minutes, people would start going, 'Don't quit your carpenter job.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Mike MacDonald - Comedy Is Work

Stand-up comedy is honest.

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Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant

Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.

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Mike MacDonald - Suicide Music

There's no way The Beatles could ever make Mike kill himself.

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Being in a cult is great -- the spaceship is coming.

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Those priests sure do love to talk.

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Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.

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Working at Planet Hollywood in Minnesota is pretty lame.

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