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When you live with someone,
that's a commitment. You either have to work out all your problems, or you have to move out all your stuff. I got a lot of stuff -- that's a commitment.
Mike Lucas - Living With Someone
It's easier to work things out -- moving is so hard.
Tags: Mike Lucas (2), Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 320
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,382
Kevin Meaney - Losing the House
Kevin's mother was always worried about losing the house.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 552
Mike Lucas - Empathy Noise
Just by feeling empathy, women make everything feel better.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 445
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 347
Deon Cole - Dating Guidelines
When dating, make sure you know if whether you're getting involved with a man or a woman.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,544
Todd Lynn - Hard to Live in New York
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 700
Jim Norton - Interior Decorating
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
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Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 12,726
Lisa Lampanelli: Losers
Lisa's feminine as sh*t, bitch.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), dating (656), Internet (319)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 24,502
Aaron Karo - Just Go Talk To Her
Aaron Karo puts the title of his new album into action.
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Posted: 12/09/08
Views: 1,087
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