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When you live with someone,
that's a commitment. You either have to work out all your problems, or you have to move out all your stuff. I got a lot of stuff -- that's a commitment.
Mike Lucas - Living With Someone
It's easier to work things out -- moving is so hard.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,900
Mike Lucas - Empathy Noise
Just by feeling empathy, women make everything feel better.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,748
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 15,926
Kevin Meaney - Losing the House
Kevin's mother was always worried about losing the house.
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Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 4,425
Rich Vos - $800 a Night
The employees at a fancy hotel know you don't belong there when you walk in with a Styrofoam cooler.
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Posted: 10/20/10
Views: 2,785
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,488
Smokey Suarez - Not My Roaches
Some women look good in the club, but their apartment is a completely different story.
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Posted: 07/18/10
Views: 68,003
Matt Fulchiron - Nature's Alarm Clock
All roommates are messy -- neat people get their own place.
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Posted: 02/26/11
Views: 2,400
Todd Lynn - Hard to Live in New York
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.
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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,013
Deon Cole - Dating Guidelines
When dating, make sure you know if whether you're getting involved with a man or a woman.
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Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 6,295
