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Mike Lucas: Commitment
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It's easier to work things out -- moving is so hard.
Just by feeling empathy, women make everything feel better.
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Kevin's mother was always worried about losing the house.
The employees at a fancy hotel know you don't belong there when you walk in with a Styrofoam cooler.
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Some women look good in the club, but their apartment is a completely different story.
All roommates are messy -- neat people get their own place.
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.
When dating, make sure you know if whether you're getting involved with a man or a woman.
