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I want to turn my
life over to God but it is hard as hell. Every time something happens to us, that's what we do: 'Oh God, please don't do it to me, I'll tell ya, this is it, I'm leaving these niggas alone, all these bitches, I'll tell ya, this is it, I'm tired of this shit, I shoulda came to you.' As soon as you feel good, you back out: 'Fuck these bitches!' God be like, 'He's a lying motherfucker right there.
That's a lying ass nigga. Don't you call me no more.'
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There are Jews who walk among you.
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God is passive aggressive.
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