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Mike Dugan: Heaven or Hell
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I don't know if I'm going to Heaven or Hell. I just hope God grades on a curve.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Mike Dugan - Death

Mike believes there is a God.

Tags: Mike Dugan (5), religion (776), marriage (581)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 167

Mike Dugan - Beliefs

They don't get philosophy jokes in Alabama.

Tags: Mike Dugan (5), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 471

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 144

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 1,110

Arnez J - Getting Into Heaven

Arnez J is ready to get into heaven by any means necessary.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 3,130

Jim Breuer - Children's Job

Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.

Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (841), religion (776)

Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 13,823

Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse

George W. Bush wants to be the last president.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), religion (776)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,415

Jack Coen - Surprising

Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), men/women (1003), religion (776)

Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 181

Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife

Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), religion (776), death (318)

Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,922

Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole

All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), religion (776)

Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 293

 
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