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Mike Britt: War Is a Silly Thing
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War is a silly thing. How you gonna bomb people, then give them humanitarian aid? That's the dumbest thing in the world. How you gonna send a plane with bombs and then one with sandwiches right behind it?
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Posted: 05/12/02

Mike Britt - War

Bombs and sandwiches don't mix.

Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 2,734

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Tags: Mike Britt (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

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Christians always have a tough time justifying killing in a war.

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Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.

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Views: 747

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