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I tried to go on
the Internet. I figured, you gotta be safe there, can't run into any problems on the Internet. I went on one of them sex sites, you know; I wanna see what the big deal is. I went to bigboobs.com 'cause that's what I like. The chick was sitting there with the icon, you know, right by her stuff. It was like, 'You wanna see my wet kitty? Click here.' So, I wanna see the kitty. But I'm about to open it up, and my friend was like, 'No, don't open it up! She might have a virus!' I was like, 'Damn. Here, too?'
Mike Britt - Virus
Sex is not safe anymore.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 1,508
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,064
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 226
Rob Weinstein - Food
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
Tags: Rob Weinstein (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 441
Kevin Meaney - Phone Sex
Kevin Meaney tried phone sex once.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 668
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1283), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 688
Mike Britt - Smarter
Your ego can get you in trouble.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 1,731
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,625
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,687
Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 456
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