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I tried to go on
the Internet. I figured, you gotta be safe there, can't run into any problems on the Internet. I went on one of them sex sites, you know; I wanna see what the big deal is. I went to bigboobs.com 'cause that's what I like. The chick was sitting there with the icon, you know, right by her stuff. It was like, 'You wanna see my wet kitty? Click here.' So, I wanna see the kitty. But I'm about to open it up, and my friend was like, 'No, don't open it up! She might have a virus!' I was like, 'Damn. Here, too?'
Mike Britt - Virus
Sex is not safe anymore.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 1,410
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 216
Rob Weinstein - Food
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 376
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,889
Kevin Meaney - Phone Sex
Kevin Meaney tried phone sex once.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 645
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1269), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 670
Mike Britt - Smarter
Your ego can get you in trouble.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 1,640
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), sex (1269), music (710)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,282
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,405
Jeremy Hotz - Doctors and Dentists
Doctors don't tell you anything you don't already know.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,274
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