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Here's something I never understood
about airplanes -- I fly a lot -- why under my seat in the airplane is there a floatation device? What good is that gonna do me 30,000 feet in the air? Unless it can float on clouds, this sh*t is not gonna help me too much.
Mike Britt - Airplanes
We need Wesley Snipes in the air, not on the ground.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 955
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755
Mike Britt - War
Bombs and sandwiches don't mix.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 2,743
Ron Lynch - Flying Around the Planet
Flying around the planet can mess you up.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 450
J.R. Havlan - Scared to Fly
J.R. Havlan has always hated flying.
Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), travel (310), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 165
Scott Kennedy - Best Job in the World
Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 992
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs
Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,026
Jay Mohr - Fight With an Englishman
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), travel (310), violence (304)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 3,400
Jay Mohr - Scottish Bartender
You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), ethnic (814), alcohol (496)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,413
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