Mike Birbiglia Jokes
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Mike Birbiglia: Two-Drink Mike
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I'm not good at drinking;
I just become another person. Like last year, I went out drinking, and I met this girl and she gave me her number, but the next day I didn't even want to call her. I didn't feel like she met me, I felt like she met 'Two-Drink Mike.' It's totally different. Two-Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Zero-Drink Mike enjoys biographies and has serious opinions about wildlife.
Mike Birbiglia - Laundromat Submarine
Mike Birbiglia drinks a little too much while doing his laundry.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 11,194
Mike Birbiglia - Dating a Stable Girl
Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 18,787
Mike Birbiglia - Gay Cats
Mike Birbiglia's girlfriend's cats are "prison gay."
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), dating (786), animals (540)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 8,094
Mike Birbiglia - Drinking
Mike Birbiglia isn't good at drinking.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 12,032
Mike Birbiglia - Having Kids
Mike wants to have kids; he just doesn't want to meet them.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 5,481
Mike Birbiglia - Bar-B-Que
Never let Bush run your bar-b-que.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), George W. Bush (98)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 15,006
Mike Birbiglia - Rap
Why are rappers so mad about the date?
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), music (485)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 19,520
Mike Birbiglia - Dance Club
Mike Birbiglia goes dancing.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), self-deprecating (211), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 5,939
Mike Birbiglia - Awkward Situation
Mike Birbiglia makes awkward situations more awkward.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 27,560
Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 11,533
