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Michelle Biloon: Sexual Orientation Svengali
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I have a twin sister; she's a lesbian -- hold your applause... I think it's kinda my fault though. I'm a little bit of a sexual orientation Svengali. When we were younger, we were watching kd lang sing at the Grammy's, and I was like, 'Oh my God, look at that guy, he's so hot,' and she's like, 'He is cute. Who is he?' and I was like, 'That's a girl -- you're gay.' She was.
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Posted: 01/20/05

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