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Michael Somerville: Ladies Ask Crazy Things
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Ladies ask the craziest things.
My last girlfriend, all quiet, she turned to me and would be like, 'Would you still love me if I weighed 500 lbs?' I was like, 'Why -- is that one of your goals?'
Michael Somerville - Growing Up The Youngest
Michael Somerville had a tough childhood.
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Posted: 12/01/05
Views: 474
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,419
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,711
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 5,901
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
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Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,452
Mike Yard - Arguing Strategies
Mike Yard breaks down the different arguing strategies for men and women.
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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 2,648
Karen Rontowski - Great First Date
Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.
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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,217
Lisa DeLarios - Gentleman's Club
"Gentleman's Club" is a better term than "titty bar."
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,782
Maryellen Hooper - Bloody Nose
Maryellen Hooper helped stopped the bleeding after she broke her boyfriend's nose.
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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,121
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