Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Irish people have spread themselves all over the world.
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Sheryl teaches women how to take care of themselves.
No one can out drink white people.
