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My dad's an atheist, doesn't believe in God, but he still demands on saying grace before every meal. Well, how do you say grace if you don't believe in God and if you can't start with 'Dear Father'? So what my dad does is -- we all hold hands, we bow our heads, and he says, 'To whom it may concern.'
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