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I don't drink, and I
don't do drugs, but I'll take a pill. I'll take any pill, you know what I mean? 'Cause pills can't hurt me! 'Cause they're made by companies.
Michael Ian Black - Ambien
An Ambien dipped in Cool Whip would make a good drink.
Tags: Michael Ian Black (34), alcohol (516), drugs (503)
Posted: 07/27/11
Views: 4,258
Mo Mandel - Jewish in a Weird Way
Mo's body type is somewhere between a Jew and a guy who drives by in a truck and yells, "Jew."
Tags: Mo Mandel (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 04/09/10
Views: 5,933
Andy Kindler - Tremendous Amount of Space
Even during the boom times, Andy Kindler can't remember people scooping up pianos.
Tags: Andy Kindler (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/03/10
Views: 15,923
Behind the Scenes - Marijuana Hotel
Snoop Dogg makes a business proposal to Donald Trump.
Tags: money (606), drugs (503)
Posted: 03/15/10
Views: 1,388
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 11,516
Tom Rhodes - Managing Money
When taking money out of an ATM, act like a crazy person so nobody messes with you.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), imitations (847), money (606)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 780
David Feldman - Death Penalty
There should be a humane society for human beings.
Tags: David Feldman (14), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 295
Behind the Scenes - Styling Trump's Hair
Snoop Dogg presents the secret behind his great hair and offers it to Donald Trump.
Tags: drugs (503), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/15/10
Views: 1,288
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (45), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 93,408
Gerry Dee - Kindergarten
Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), drugs (503), marijuana (166)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 33,107
