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Michael Estime: Finding Jesus in Jail
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People always happen to find Jesus in jail, don't they? Especially on death row, that's when they really find Jesus, right there. I remember this lady in Texas -- she was trying to get out of this death execution, talkin' about, 'But I found Jesus! I did!' Well, bitch, now you gonna meet him. What's your problem?
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