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So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.") She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast, slapping her ass, and then rubbing her crotch. The man is confused and runs upstairs.
"What the hell did that mean?"
"I left it behind the bush."
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,272
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,844
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,296
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,507
Jonathan Solomon - After Sex
It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,016
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,791
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,128
Richard Lewis - Simultaneous Orgasm
You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,474
Greg Giraldo - Cleavage
Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 4,359
