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"What can I help you with?'' he asked.
''Well first, what is that thing between my husband's legs called?''
''Ma'am,'' he answered, ''that there is called a penis.''
''I see,'' she said. ''Now what is the big thing on the end of the penis called?''
''Why that there is called the head of the penis.''
''I do declare!'' exclaimed the young woman. ''One last question doctor, what are those two big round things about 12 to 14 inches behind the head of the penis?''
''I'm not sure about your husband, ma'am, but on me, they're called the cheeks of my ass!''
Hugh Fink - Long Story Short
Sometimes people make long stories too short.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 874
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 3,953
Sheryl Underwood - Playing Games
Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man.
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Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,117
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,235
Debbie Shea - Egg Hunt
Debbie celebrated Easter a little differently this year.
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Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 370
Stevie Ray Fromstein - Sex Noises
Men aren't as vocal in bed as women.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 637
Ajai Sanders - Orgasmic Frenzy
Tevin Campbell sends Ajai Sanders after a younger man.
Tags: Ajai Sanders (2), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/11/94
Views: 412
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,080
Jason Kuller - Not Getting Laid
Chicks don't dig guys who say "getting laid."
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 426
Greg Giraldo - Men Are Pigs
There are no ratty strip clubs for women, and Greg Giraldo knows why.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 955
