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Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery.
As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!"
"No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."
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Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
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There are things men do you'll never see women do.
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Brown is the new pink in 2008.
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A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
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Carlos helps his friends get laid with his impressions.
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No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
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Who doesn't like porn?
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