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The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks.
"Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in."
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1003), violence (304)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,396
Margaret Smith - Year of the Woman
Women aren't going to get another year.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 233
Andre Covington - Good Sex
Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 765
Cathy Melton - Home Run Position
The ladies are running things now.
Tags: Cathy Melton (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/11/94
Views: 146
T. Sean Shannon - Drinking
If you want to feel better about your drinking, go to an AA meeting.
Tags: T. Sean Shannon (4), men/women (1003), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 253
Nick DiPaolo - Militant Feminists
Nick DiPaolo loves women, but not militant feminists.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 515
Brian Posehn - Yelling Things
Brian calls a pretty lady a homo.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/09/02
Views: 1,739
Kevin Hart - Fist Fight
Kevin is a grown, little man.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 22,682
DeRay - Cheating
You've got to make your woman think you're crazy.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 8,818
Ben Bailey - Eating Room
Why don't restaurants put tables in the waiting room?
Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 3,318
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