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Todd Glass: Puppy Breath
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Oh my God, how cute is puppy breath? If I could meet a girl with puppy breath, I'd marry her. Twelve tits wouldn't be bad, either.
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Posted: 10/14/01

Todd Glass - Bits I'm Kissing Goodbye

Todd Glass says goodbye to his old jokes.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 2,759

Todd Glass - Todd's Act

Crack is bad; voting is good.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 314

Todd Glass - What Else I Do

Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 619

Todd Glass - Smoking Face

Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.

Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 498

Tom Shillue - Giant Squid

If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.

Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 636

Steve McGrew - Animal Sex

Animals know how to have good sex.

Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 10,937

Craig Shoemaker - Family Dog

Craig's wife has a different reaction to his dog's balls.

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Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,348

Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy

Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.

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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,077

Mark Brazill - You're Not My Real Dad

Do you think Joseph sent Jesus to his room?

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 438

Adam Ferrara - Male Honesty

Women won't tolerate male honesty.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,323

 
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