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Tig: Where Would You Go?
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I was at a party,
and this guy was hitting on me, and he's hitting on me with the most boring questions. One of them was, 'If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?' And I was like, 'Anywhere?' He was like, 'Anywhere.' I was like, 'Uh -- to the other side of the room. Now, please, get out of the way of a woman and her dream.'
Tig - Up Your Ass
If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,729
Tig - Concave
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,161
Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tags: Tig (8), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 656
Tig - Nine Months
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
Tags: Tig (8), Premium Blend (750), family (667)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 384
John Caparulo - Type B Personality
Relationships are hard.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 14,982
Carol Siskind - Driving
Big tires are a guy thing.
Tags: Carol Siskind (6), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 605
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,270
Jeffrey Ross - Flippity Flop
The audience decided not to dress up tonight.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 7,547
Derrick Cameron - The Lottery
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 566
Sebastian - Going Clubbing
Sebastian describes the women at nightclubs.
Tags: men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/01/05
Views: 10,763
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